Real Stuff

  • Who We Are

    We are a small but talented group of designers, developers and entrepreneurs who can design and build your site, app or system. We're not the cheapest out there or the most expensive and we don't try to be either of those. If we aren't the company for the job, we'll let you know that. We like to have fun, be creative and put out amazing work. If you're in Northern Texas (or Antartica) we'd love to talk with you.
  • Why Us

    There are a lot of web design, SEO/SEM, graphic design and app development companies out there. Why us? We'll speak your language, be that technical or simple. We'll give you solutions that work, that allow you to be successful. We're in business as well and we know what can help you succeed.
  • Our Philosophy

    We try to keep things as simple and clean as possible, while still staying on the development edge of new technologies. We believe in true win-win situations that lead to long term relationships. We believe in doing what we say we'll do. And expect that back.


  • TSW Promotions redesigned our website to our exact specifications, ahead of schedule! They were very professional and always delivered what they promised, and provided valuable advice and recommendations to optimize the performance of our website. I highly recommend them. - R. Olsen / Front Door Advertising
  • TSW did a great job, They were easy to work with, affordable and timely. I appreciate their help. - J. Strock / VQIS
  • TSW Promotions designed my business cards quickly, effectively and on budget. - K. Frazier / Now Jewlery By K

Fun Stuff

Our, um, unofficial history...

Our founders started our company in Prussia in 1389 as proud asparagus farmers. During the "Manure War" (don't ask) of 89, three asparagus farmers rose up to give the Prussians victory. Wilhelm Tolstoy, Wilhelm Saurkraut and Wilhelm Wilhelmsen came up with the idea to fasten the young (still very firm) asparagus plants to their spears. It frightened the invading rebels so badly that the war was won with very little bloodshed. The three farmers were hailed as heroes.

When the war ended, they decided they needed an app to teach others just the right time to pick the asparagus for further war use. From these humble beginnings the first "Asparagus War" app was born. The men founded a company with the first letter of each of their surnames: TSW. Since that time, TSW has created so many other landmark apps: the "Brown Rice and Feta Cheese" app, the "Could You Improve your Mousetrap?" app and our historic "Earwax Alert" app.

Now..., you know the rest of the story.

Our Team

  • H. Ulk

    Support/Issue Resolution

    Just give Mr. Ulk your criticism nicely. Please!
  • Al Stein

    Lead Developer

    Al can figure things out, even if they are relative.
  • Barn E. Fife


    Our security guy is experienced fighting cyber (and other) criminals.
  • Daph Knee

    Lead Designer

    Daph takes the mystery out of design.